"In the afterlife you'll be headed for the serious strife. Now, you make the scene all day. But, tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay."
-Squirrel Nut Zippers
And they weren't kidding. I mean tell me about it. You steal a car, race it through the town square reeking havoc, motor through a restaurant, run over some gypsies, knock over some TNT, get sentenced to prison, break out, and commit suicide by losing a game of chicken with a train.
Darn right you're going to Hell.
Yet, I miss you so much.
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